CWS: ♥ LUXE Paris Fashion Show at Bikini Jungle ♥ "No Monkeying Around!"

by Becky Kénaan 

“Once upon a time, there lived some wild animals on a happy little place called “Bikini Bay Jungle.” 

One day, these wonderful creatures became bewildered, confused, and restless from much construction activity on the sim by the humans. The sounds of hammering and saws during all hours of the day and night were very stressful, annoying, and disruptive to these creatures easy going lifestyles.” 

“Hey, what the heck is this thing these humans built next to our favorite scratching palm tree! “ yelled Sid, the resident gorilla.

GRAGH!  

(beats chest, ape fashion)

Sid - Loud and Boisterous
(but really quite Harmless)

Sid: “Hey, Jaffy! What is this I hear about some sort of Fashion Show at Bikini Jungle.  For the love of God! Haven’t we got enough to do here already as props on this freakin’ island to make both Mama Mika and Puma Paris happy and content? 

For the love of God!  What are these humans thinking, anyway? I think that we should take back this island by force and let the humans run around naked here instead of us.  See how they would like THAT for a change!  Pfft!”

GRAGH!  

(beats chest, ape fashion)

Jaffy the Giraffe
Claims that Sid drives her to drink

Jaffy: “Well,I just don’t know Sid...but I can tell you this, I think that the lemurs and leopards are going to start peeing all over the island marking their territory! And, I do not think that it is  wise to think about some intricate plot to interrupt this human event either, Sid.  I have no interest in getting shipped back to the zoo and rooming with you on that stinky boat again. Pfft!" 

"Besides, your idea about having the humans run around here butt naked is so very passé... that is already being done at another island close by.”

Sid: GRAGH!

(hands over head, ape fashion)

Sid: Pfft!  And would you look at Sally..that little snake!  I have never seen her wear lipstick before.  I have heard about putting lipstick on a pig BUT this is ridiculous! This whole thing is really getting out of hand.  And what annoys me the most is the fact that we weren’t invited to model either. Pfft!”

Sid: GRAGH!

(arms over head, ape fashion)

“Hh Hh Hh Hh”

Jaffy: “Oh, Sid... now please calm down.  If you want, I can put a word in for you to see if Mika or Paris might have a Tutu laying around somewhere for you to model. If I were you, I would just go with the flow of things. FYI, I hear that Mika is shipping in a ton of bananas just for you.”

Sid: GRAGH! 

(flailing arms over head, ape fashion)

“Hh Hh Hh Hh”

Sid: “Bananas, my ass!  Screw that!! Banana dung doesn’t go well with any of my outfits! She has to do better than that if she thinks we are going to remain calm here and not revolt!!  I am sure that the last thing she wants is me tearing the limbs off of any of these models and the audience!”

Sid: GRAGH! 

(flailing arms over head, ape fashion)

“Hh Hh Hh Hh”

Ellie the Elephant
Butt Shot Courtesy of Oscar the Orangoutang

Jaffy: "Well, I would talk to Ellie first before doing anything drastic like that, Sid.  You know, as an elephant, she is very smart so maybe she will have some solution.  Just remember that she is a bit overly conscious about her weight and figure.  So please don't say anything about her diet or she might just squish you flat like a bug!" 

"Let me call her over here for you.... Oh, Ellie!! Oh, Ellie!!  Can I trouble you for a minute, honey bun?”

"Boom!, Boom!, Boom!, Boom! ...(sound of Ellie strutting over)." 

Jaffy: “Ellie, did you know that the girls here are having a little fashion show?”

Ellie: Why, yes, Jaffy...In fact they asked me to paint pictures of the event and send out announcements as well... I am so pleased about this whole thing.  We could always use more tourists here to entertain and pose with.  

Just think, why they might even bring in a  bull elephant to keep me company.  Getting leg-humped by that little horny Orangoutang is getting so old, you know...”

Now a Closer Look into Sid's World at Bikini Island: 

A NOTE FROM SUNRAE:

Sunrae: "Hello... My name is Sunrae Suntzu and I am the owner of Classic w/Style Modeling.  CWS and LUXE Paris have joined together to bring you an amazing fashion show of the classic designs by Parisian Skytower and Mika Palmyra."

Inspector Clue-so: "Excuse me Ma'am for this interruption.  I know that you must be extremely busy, but it appears that there has been a complaint filed against you concerning alleged cruelty to the wild animals here at Bikini Jungle."

Sunrae: "Well, I don't know who you are and such, but contrary to what you may have erroneously heard, all of the animals at LUXE are safe and well taken care of." 

Sunrae: "Additionally, I will have you know and can assure you that we have taken all necessary and extra precautions... and have had all of these animal tranquilized by the island veterinarian  under the direct observation by the Society for the Prevention to Animal (SPCA)."

Inspector Clue-so: "I am sorry Ma'am, but I am just following through on this incident.  As an Animal Rights Inspector from PETA, it is my job to visit and observe in the case of any complaints filed."

Sunrae: "And, just whom may I ask filed this complaint, Inspector?"

This woman doesn't monkey around
when it comes to style. She is uncompromising
in attention to detail & quality

Inspector Clue-so: "I am sorry, Ma'am, but I am not allowed to disclose my source.  Shall I just say he knows Paris' partner intimately well...So, let's leave it at that, shall we? We certainly don't need the press getting involved on this, now do we?""

Sunrae: "OMG! Please also note that any time you see these animals having sex, it is solely by coincidence and a part of nature."  

"Please believe me, Inspector, we have taken extra measures to minimize the noise levels generated by these creatures in accordance with the wild animal safety act.  We also don't give any scores for their performances."

Inspector Clue-so: "Whatever you say, Ma'am..."

(walks away mumbling to himself "what a freakin' sicko")

FORWARD:

Well, I'll be a Monkey's Aunt...I  was absolutely amazed to see the LUXE Cruise 2013 and the Celebration collections, along with the newest additions to LUXE Paris designs - the Pink Spring Collection.

"Oh, has anybody heard from Sid lately?  I wonder where he ran off to?  These primates get so unpredictable at times!  Sid was going to join me in the commentary booth here to talk about some of these incredible new designs and get his opinion on the fashion show."

Sid: " Hello, Becky.  I really don't want to be here but my wife told me that if I didn't help you, she would cut me off."

Sid: "GRAGH!" 

(flailing his arms over head, ape fashion)

“Hh Hh Hh Hh”


Becky:  "Oh Sid, this will be fun! Besides, in this wonderful world of swim fashion, it doesn't get any sexier than this.  I recommend that you go into the store afterwards and buy a few of these wonderful designs for your wife.  Just watch!  I just bet that you will be doing the "monkey" all night long with her for that!"

Sid: GRAGH! 

(doing tumbles, ape fashion)

“Hh Hh Hh Hh”

Becky:  "Would you look at this, Sid... Wow! This black and white LUXE Damier Tankini that Janet is wearing says "You Tarzan, her Jane!" Just look how the halter style top is edged with such classy lacing and see in the back how it is trimmed with that very fashionable black bow? Yumms!"

"Oh, Sid?, Sid?  You Who!! Are you alright? OMG!"

"I need a veterinarian from the audience, PLEASE!"  I think Sid has just fainted!!"  

"Oh My! Why, yes Doctor... I can certainly help you! I don't feel any pulse, Doc!!" 

Dr. Watson:  "Ok, Becky..Just put these electrode device clamps on each of Sid's nipples then stand back!

Becky:  "Yes Doctor!"

Dr. Watson:  "Ok, CLEAR!"

Zzzzz-APPPP !!!

Sid: "GRAGH!" 

“Hh Hh Hh Hh” 

(running around in a circle, holding his breasts, ape fashion)

Becky:  "Thank You, Doctor!!"

Becky: "Now Sid, maybe you should go sit down and take it easy for a bit, okay?"

Sid: (Mutters Obscenities) 

Bold and Beautiful this LUXE Pique Nique Bikini in rouge  will dazzle your summer.  Wear this gorgeous two piece swimsuit and add spice to your warm vacation. Summer time is to have fun and this fashionable masterpiece knows everything about you; your most intimate secrets and your delightful curves.

Here is Liberty Lighthouse wearing the Jolis Papillons Bikini. This print strapless bikini is a feast for your eyes with a collage of summer-inspired mint and lilac colors. 

 

This is the LUXE Cruise Jolis Papillons print tankini set presented by Summitt Beaumont.  This tankini is of the same soft print mint and lilac as the bikini and offers a little more coverage. 

For the man of the house, Swim with the essence of the tropics in this LUXE CRUISE Men's Black Boardies worn by Philippe Byron, complete with superior style to tackle any wave in the sea. Boys, just remember to complete your "Honey-Do" list before running out to play! 

Look fabulous in floral with this LUXE CRUISE Nuage One Piece Swimsuit presented by our next model, Ascensions . T his swimsuit Features a pink pastel floral print with pink ribbon trim and a sweetheart neckline.  Intricate details like these make this designer bathing suit stand out among the rest. With slimming side detailing and a pretty in pink bow trim.  This is a must have for the feminine gal.

Becky Kenaan models the matching LUXE Nuage Gown.  This matching set comes complete with the Nuage one piece swimsuit.  With the chic floral design and swaying skirt, this outfit has a sweet, come hither look. The sexy yet girlish scrunched-hole in the center of this sweetheart shaped bodice creates a feminine and flirty vibe by giving you a uniquely appealing look.

Get fierce this swim season with this wild LUXE Orient bikini presented by Bell Frayar. This strapless bikini is engineered with a striking bold color print to daze and amaze the beach crowd. This striking two piece bikini will help you see a whole new world; a world of beauty and color that you were missing.  Dare to wear it! 

The LUXE CRUISE Red Hawaii Five Ho Bikini presented by Becky Kenaan, is a two piece halter bikini that displays majestic perfection.  With a striking Hawaiian floral print this bikini is true tropical paradise.  Ho'omake'aka....no, it doesn't mean ho in Hawaiian it means funny!!!  Very clever name for the outfit Paris.

Channel the goddess within in this LUXE Xen Mermaid one piece.  Making its debut as one of the most heavenly one piece swimsuits on the market, this one piece Swimsuit with matching skirt presented by Janet Brink certainly doesn’t disappoint.  Ocean blended colors meet modern sophistication, this one piece wonder features a modest cut detailed with a contemporary color-block design with Slim-powering definition to create the ideal silhouette and can be worn with or without the matching sheer skirt. Discover your inner goddess in this swimsuit by LUXE Paris.

Be the ultimate poolside sophisticate with the LUXE de Mailles Dress & Swimsuit Set.  Designed in draping grey fabric, this swim top features a functional neck back clasp, and push-up that enhances your best asset. Transform your look throughout the swim season in chic and luxurious fashion.

One piece designer bathing suits come in many shapes and forms, but no suit compares to this incredible LUXE Cotte de Mailles one Piece modeled by Liberty Lighthouse. This detailed and sophisticated suit has all the right style features with its detailed wide band lace-up back, and side shirring. 

Next we take a look at Men's God on the Beach Short outfit presented by our very own God on the beach Philippe Byron.  These straight leg, washed jean shorts and soft blue Tee are a great way to play on the beach or just relax in comfort.  (Again, once you have done all of your "chores." Ha!)

This LUXE Chic Sport Pant & Top presented by our next model Ascensions creates an informal but coordinated look for the workplace or a night out.  Sophistication blends with comfort in this casual pant suit. 

"Somebody PLEASE help Ascensions off the stage... She is as blind as a bat with that hair-do!"

Taking a classic and effortless approach to urban-cool dressing, Parisian Skytower creates these LUXE Weekend Black Jeans presented by Becky Kenaan.  These jeans are instantly figure-flattering. This pair is a perfect foundation piece for your weekend uniform, promising to keep every off-duty look streamlined and low-key. Wear it with everything from tank tops, tailored blazers to slouchy sweaters.

Add style to your image and modernize your wardrobe with this hot LUXE CRUISE Men's Crimson crewneck shirt and dark blue denim short outfit modeled by Philippe Byron.  This outfit will make any man look sexy. 

Our stunning model Janet Brink wears the LUXE CRUISE Night Kisses Flexi Dress from the LUXE Celebration collection.  This designer dress has a high-neck halter style bodice that flows eloquently into a drop waist soft pleated skirt.  The high-low skirt style is bordered with an impressionistic floral pattern of vivid pink color

I am so jealous that Liberty got to model this LUXE CRUISE Rhomance Flexi Dress! Pfft!!  It has such a sexy and delicate look about it! I love how the ultra-feminine sheer chiffon  fitted top and short layered skirt all comes together in one absolutely  beautiful piece. 

This sexy black ruched ruffle LUXE SOIR DE TANGO Flexi Dress presented by Summitt Beaumont will enhance any cocktail Party or Tango Swing Dance.  Bordered in pink floral trim with a side drape style.

Ascensions hits the beach wearing this LUXE Celebration Disco Dress.  This trendy outfit has a bikini style top with an airy sheer cover-up and a leg-loving length skirt that easily transitions from sun to after-dark fun.  I just LOVE the shoes with this fun, fun Disco Dress, Ascensions!

Becky Kenaan presents the gorgeous LUXE Evening Emerald Nuage gown.  The sparkling embellishments catch the light and the imagination of those around you as you step out onto the dance floor.  This dress has spaghetti straps and sweetheart neckline.  

Janet Brink looks stunning in this LUXE Holiday Gold Nuage Evening Gown.  From its impeccable sweetheart neckline to the hem of its ethereally flowing skirt, this dress couldn`t be lovelier. Dazzling accents add glitzy panache to the form-fitting bodice and trail down the skirt.  The beautiful fur stole adds a formal touch and is also sold separately in the LUXE Paris store.

Liberty models this absolutely gorgeous LUXE Silver Bell Nuage Evening Gown.  Wearing this elegant ensemble, you’ll be the one to watch at your next special event or holiday party in this beautiful glittery evening gown.  This stunning evening gown from the Nuage collection is adorned with a fur stole and ornate detail streams throughout the bodice down to the layered sparkling high-low skirt. 

Newest Additions by LUXE Paris

And now we introduce the newest additions by LUXE Paris.  Parisian Skytower's Pink Spring Collection.   These stunning adorable outfits are making their first debut here today at our fashion show so don't just be the first to see them, be the first to be seen in SL wearing these new arrivals.  

First we have Summitt Beaumont modeling the LUXE Pink Spring First Date Dress.  What a lovely way to impress him on your first date.  From a casual meeting at a coffee shop to your first dinner out this precise pleats and flattering sundress tucks a charming fit-and-flare dress colored in a lush, abstract print trimmed in lace. A bow that ties in back furthers the flirty look.

Ascensions models this lovely LUXE Pink Spring Casual Gown.  The bodice is colors of black, white and pink that flows marvelously to the brocade short swingy skirt.  What a beautiful addition to your spring and summer wardrobe.

Grab these shorts and a board and prepare to look like a pro. These LUXE Men's Multi-Wave boardies worn by Philippe Byron are a must have.  They feature a super-fresh contrast stripe pattern and tie.  Be the classiest gentleman on the beach or at the pool this summer. 

Becky sparkles in this LUXE Pink Spring Giggly Sundress.  This chic sundress features vibrant pink colors and an open ruffled crop-top. This sundress is a flattering fit and an essential for a summer vacation stroll down the boardwalk or a day out shopping with friends or cocktail parties . 

Stay cool and comfortable in this LUXE Pink Spring Casual Charm Pant Set presented by Bell Frayar.  This outfit is easy, modern elegance with a halter style top and white slacks accessorized with a pretty pink belt. 

Sex appeal tied up in nice little bows.  Becky wears this LUXE Pink Spring Jewel Tankini Lingerie set.  A sun-siren staple. The halter style tankini channels silver-screen glamour with halter straps trimmed with pink ribbon and adorned with a pretty bow.